The Neue Kathedrale des eotische Elends (NKdeE) founded by dv in 2004 has it’s own mythology, philosophy, religion and language. It’s language is traditionally written in the letters of the NKdeE Schoonschrift, a very sophisticated system of phonetic and phonological correlations. This alphabet of erotic misery is used more commonly among it’s more marginal, less educated members, but due to the increasing popularity of post-literate and pornographic means of communication, we have now chosen to share it’s poignant depth with you. Any information on the NKdeE can be found on the very global database (metaphorically know as the the internet) that you are now consulting. You could try using Google, or Yahoo, or even the Microsoft Thing. Nothing is forever lost!